Retro Toys: Chad Valley Bat-Projector.

"HOLY RETRO KIDDY STUFF BATMAN!"

I'm four and three quarters. I'm in my parents bedroom. Curtains closed and lying on their bed looking up at the lightshow playing on the whitewashed ceiling. Batman and Robin are kicking the crap out of Penguin and the Joker. POW KAPOW ZAP!!! Gotham City is safe once more. All is right with the world. I miss being four...